I believe in world pavement
clear cut forests
and driftline commercial fishing
I want to hunt bears from my Winebego
ride my jet ski in a trout stream
and know in my sportsman heart
that I protected the deer herd
from starvation
I want a courtesy boat safety sticker
and a warm manly hug from Jerry Japata
or at least a firm handshake from Mort Neff
I want to kick Ted Nugent 'in the balls
and piss on the grave of Fred Bear
if that really is his name
I want a firearm season on bow hunters
because somebody has to keep their population in check
Don Sieloff 9/16/96
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